The joke topic

Subject: The joke topic Tue Feb 26, 2008 9:02 am

So, you have a very funny joke? Or just want to read some good jokes? Then this is the thread for you! Here you can post all the jokes you want, but don't break the rules with a joke.

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me: Knock knock
you: who's there?
me: You are
You: you are who?
me: OMG YOU FORGOT ME!

(Rubbish, I know ¬.¬)

Subject: Re: The joke topic Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:19 am

I have one here... I don't know if this is funny, but anyway...

???:Knock knock
Me:Who's there?
???:Chuck Norris will...
Me:Chuck Norris will what?
Chuck Norris:ROUNDHOUSE KICK YOU!
Me:Ouch!

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Lol, thats so random!

THIS CONTAINS LANGUAGE OFFENCIVE TO YOUNG CHILDREN!

Spoiler:

Now I was thinking, If it has Language in it then
Use a spoiler, watcha think?

Gaming Member! Posts : 29 Join date : 2008-02-24

How does a Pikachu sneese?
Pik ACHU

I really think its funny XD

*Admin* Posts : 127 Join date : 2008-02-23

Lol, funny!!!

How do you get 100 pikachus in a car?

Poke-em-on!

lol
Good joke, but very old

Subject: Re: The joke topic Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:40 am

Lol, that joke is really good! Laughing

Which Pokémon you can use as a wig?

Teh answer: Turwig!

Heh, heh, heh... I hope that was funny...

Gaming Member! Posts : 29 Join date : 2008-02-24

Aleisson: You copyed it from Marios day job right?
They also used that... TWICE!

Camds: OMG i never heard about that XD That was a very fun one XD

Joke:
One of these doors leaves you to heaven. The other leads you to hell.
So wich door do you take?
The door of evil, the door of devils the door of black or the door of heaven? XD

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Grineren wrote:: Joke:
One of these doors leaves you to heaven. The other leads you to hell.
So wich door do you take?
The door of evil, the door of devils the door of black or the door of heaven? XD

I dont get it o.O

Gaming Member! Posts : 37 Join date : 2008-02-24

camds wrote:

Grineren wrote:: Joke:
One of these doors leaves you to heaven. The other leads you to hell.
So wich door do you take?
The door of evil, the door of devils the door of black or the door of heaven? XD

I dont get it o.O

Me neither.
It just sorta sounds like your giving me details on an evil door.

Gaming Member! Posts : 29 Join date : 2008-02-24

Meh... Also think it wasnt fun... You had to choose one door and he says the right door XD
Also... The wrong doors he said something negative of them...

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Yeah...

Erm...

Here is another joke!

me: will you remember me in a day?
you: yes
me: Will you remember me in a week?
you: yes
me: will you remember me in a month?
You: Yes
Me: Will you remember me in a year?
you: yes
me: will you remember me in your life time?
You: yes

me: Knock knock
you: whos there?
me: YOU HAVE FORGOTEN ME ALREADY!

Gaming Member! Posts : 29 Join date : 2008-02-24

HAHA XD
Cant stop laughing XD

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I didnt know it was that funny o.O

Subject: Re: The joke topic Thu Feb 28, 2008 12:10 pm

Grineren wrote:: Aleisson: You copyed it from Marios day job right?
They also used that... TWICE!

Yeah, I know, I didn't had any better joke to tell... I'm felling so guilty. Crying or Very sad

Grineren wrote:: Joke:
One of these doors leaves you to heaven. The other leads you to hell.
So wich door do you take?
The door of evil, the door of devils the door of black or the door of heaven? XD

I GOT IT! XD

...

No, I lied... I don't have any idea about what that means...

Camds wrote:: me: will you remember me in a day?
you: yes
me: Will you remember me in a week?
you: yes
me: will you remember me in a month?
You: Yes
Me: Will you remember me in a year?
you: yes
me: will you remember me in your life time?
You: yes

me: Knock knock
you: whos there?
me: YOU HAVE FORGOTEN ME ALREADY!

Lol, that was really funny!

And now... My joke!

A drunk guy was hanging on a pole, and everyone who passed, asked for him to get down of the post, but he said this: "Who are you to tell me to send me down, nobody helped me up get here. Get out and leave me alone! "
But everyone insisted: "Get down of there! If not, we will call the police!".
And the drunk said: "Draws whom you want, I have no fear of anyone."
They called the police...
Some time later, it came a old and dirty police car. And then, went out inside of it, a black man with almost 2 meters high. And began to speak to the drunk: "Hey boy! Get down here, if not, I will arrest you!"
And the drunk said: "Who are you to give me orders?"
And the officer said: "I am highest authority."
And the drunk said: "Ok, going..." And he fell from the top of the pole.
Then, the officer turned him, gave him a slap in his face and said: "Boy who are you?".
And the drunk said: "Are you kidding me?! I took a lot of time to climb that post, and then took another lot of time to fall... Damn! I am the guy who was at the top of the that post!"

I think this one was funny, hope you enjoy!

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Meh, it was a bit long, but still good!

Gaming Member! Posts : 29 Join date : 2008-02-24

Another joke i made by myself:
What does a spriter say when he sees a giant monster?
Holy sheet!

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Thats ones funny ^^

Bravo!

Gaming Member! Posts : 37 Join date : 2008-02-24

Grineren wrote:: Another joke i made by myself:
What does a spriter say when he sees a giant monster?
Holy sheet!

It's sort of meh, it got a "Heh", but it's not quite "LMAO" material to me. =/

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